Comments on: To make you laugh http://www.thealmostrightword.net/2008/04/to-make-you-laugh/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:33:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: kelly http://www.thealmostrightword.net/2008/04/to-make-you-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-2952 kelly Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:49:18 +0000 http://www.thealmostrightword.net/?p=222#comment-2952 HILarious. In fact, forgive me, but I'm blogging this one. (You like how now that I've commented once, I'm opening the floodgates? ...Sorry if it's weird.) HILarious. In fact, forgive me, but I’m blogging this one. (You like how now that I’ve commented once, I’m opening the floodgates? …Sorry if it’s weird.)

]]> By: the almost right word http://www.thealmostrightword.net/2008/04/to-make-you-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-33 the almost right word Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:52:17 +0000 http://www.thealmostrightword.net/?p=222#comment-33 i like this one too: Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful. BY JEN STATSKY - - - - yo Abe, r u still going 2 the theatr 2nite? hve a weird feeling bout it, y dont u and mary cum by here instead? dont wnt 2 talk about slavery all nite tho, its my weekend 2 u kno? txt me back - - - - hey just wnted 2 give the heads up, CC on way w 3 shps, want 2 colonize u. dont giv n unless u think casinos r gr8. txt me back - - - - hey u, horse = greeks. dont let in. did i leave my toga @ ur place? txt me back - - - - wut up Romeo, its ur boy the friar. gave ur girl sum shit, not dead. mayb u could giv it 2 her in her sleep tho lol. brunch tomoro? txt me back - - - - british r cuming, british r cuming, british r cuming. dont feel like goin out 2nite but txt me back 2 let me kno u got this i like this one too:

Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful.
BY JEN STATSKY
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yo Abe, r u still going 2 the theatr 2nite? hve a weird feeling bout it, y dont u and mary cum by here instead? dont wnt 2 talk about slavery all nite tho, its my weekend 2 u kno? txt me back
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hey just wnted 2 give the heads up, CC on way w 3 shps, want 2 colonize u. dont giv n unless u think casinos r gr8. txt me back
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hey u, horse = greeks. dont let in. did i leave my toga @ ur place? txt me back
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wut up Romeo, its ur boy the friar. gave ur girl sum shit, not dead. mayb u could giv it 2 her in her sleep tho lol. brunch tomoro? txt me back
- - - -
british r cuming, british r cuming, british r cuming. dont feel like goin out 2nite but txt me back 2 let me kno u got this

]]> By: the almost right word http://www.thealmostrightword.net/2008/04/to-make-you-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-32 the almost right word Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:45:27 +0000 http://www.thealmostrightword.net/?p=222#comment-32 how bout this one!? All Tomorrow's Pills. BY DAN KENNEDY - - - - ZemPref Lomodel Bequotix Tyquo Wiltran Prexell The Tangerine Mind Sunshower Light Fantastic HeadClaw how bout this one!?

All Tomorrow’s Pills.
BY DAN KENNEDY
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ZemPref
Lomodel
Bequotix
Tyquo
Wiltran
Prexell
The Tangerine Mind Sunshower Light Fantastic
HeadClaw

]]> By: s http://www.thealmostrightword.net/2008/04/to-make-you-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-31 s Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:47:21 +0000 http://www.thealmostrightword.net/?p=222#comment-31 also from mcsweeney's a list: author credits goes to: mike richardson bryan Klingon FairyTales "Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears" "Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others" "There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It" "The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All" "Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives" "Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable" "Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious" "Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors" "Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler" "The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates" also from mcsweeney’s a list:

author credits goes to: mike richardson bryan

Klingon FairyTales

“Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears”

“Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others”

“There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It”

“The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All”

“Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives”

“Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable”

“Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious”

“Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors … Awful, Awful Rumors”

“Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler”

“The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates”

]]> By: wonderlandgirl http://www.thealmostrightword.net/2008/04/to-make-you-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-30 wonderlandgirl Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:38:34 +0000 http://www.thealmostrightword.net/?p=222#comment-30 gnarly. gnarly.

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