A list: Things she’ll never learn (+ some arithmetic)
1. Sun bathing - lotion = sunburn (and quite possibly, cancer…but we’ll ignore that for now)
2. Too much garlic = stomachache
3. Nails - nail polish = nail-biting
4. Two shots of tequila = fine
5. Three shots of tequila = not so fine
6. Short haircut = look like my mother
7. Red wine - water = purple teeth
8. Sun bathing - lotion = sunburn (this one cannot be said enough)
9. Dropping cell phone = bad idea
10. Dropping ipod = even worse idea
2 responses so far
oh man! did u get sunburnt again? remember that time in valpariso or wherever we were in chile?! and you insisted on not putting on sunblock, and then had like heatstroke or something hysterically horrible?! awesome memories!
yes. i thought of you immediately after the sunburn. and it was isla negra, home of pablo neruda. recuerdas? yes. awesome memories of me sleeping in your bed and hardly being able to move around your apartment for a week. ahh.